A Bath pub is stocking a beer brewed for the Official Monster Raving Loony Party.
Here are some of the party's tongue-in-cheek policies.
The Official Monster Raving Loony Party's 2010 general election manifesto included these policies:
We propose that instead of a second home allowance, MPs will have a caravan which will be parked outside the Houses of Parliament. This will make it easier as flipping a caravan is easier than flipping homes
The European Constitution which will be sorted out by going for a long walk. "As everyone knows that walking is good for the constitution"
The speaker in the House of Commons will be replaced by the latest audio equipment.
It is proposed that the European Union end its discrimination by creating a "Court of Human Lefts" because their present policy is one-sided.
Any person who can prove that they or their descendants emigrated to the UK before 55 AD can stay. All the others will be repatriated to their original country.
We will ban all forms of greyhound racing. This will help stop the country going to the dogs.
Its manifesto in 2005 included:
Bright pupils will be provided with dimmer switches to prevent them distracting the rest of the class.
The number 13 will be abolished due to its long-standing unpopularity. The bus to Acton North will now not have a number on it but not much else will be affected. Therefore if you see a bus with no number on it, it will be going to Acton North. Please remember this for future reference.
We will issue a 99p coin to save on change.
Policies currently under consideration include:
Saving Fuel – A bungee rope should be attached to all vehicles making a journey. No fuel would be required for the return journey.
The options on the referendum ballot on our membership of the EU to read: a) In; b) Out; c) Shake it all about.
